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Week 20: 18 – 24 May

9how20aI don’t know if you’ve ever seen the 1992 movie The Last of the Mohicans with Daniel Day-Lewis? It’s got one of my all-time favourite scenes in it, near the end where the heroic Uncas confronts the villainous Magua on the cliff-top – and loses. I find it particularly effective because there is almost no dialogue, the tragedy unfolding with only sound effects (mostly gunshots, echoing round the cliffs) and a marvellous folk tune grinding away underneath on a solo violin before the whole orchestra come in with the main theme, desperately sad.

In fact this combination of action and music got inside my head to such an extent that I did something I hardly ever do, and bought the soundtrack album (if you don’t know it see if you can find a sample online, it’s the track called “The Promontory”). But because I wanted it to remain special, I’ve been careful not to listen to it too often. (Bob Dylan’s stunning song about despair and death “Not Dark Yet” is the only other song I’ve treated with the same reverence.)

So imagine my feelings when I found that almost every street in Edinburgh has shops with loudspeakers positioned outside on the pavement, almost all of them playing this same tune over and over, usually with a pounding rock accompaniment. It’s everywhere and it’s inescapable and it drives me mad. And as I haven’t found anywhere nearby that sells axes, and I assume the authorities would frown at finding one in my carry-on luggage, there doesn’t seem to be a whole lot I can do.

9how20bMeanwhile I’ve been listening to recording of Shakespeare’s comedies for a change while I knit of an evening, an hour or so at a time. (A good cast certainly brings the text to life, but the downside is no one seems to be able to act as well as I can in my head…) Anyway, I came upon this quote from Twelfth Night about an old song, a quote that’s probably familiar to you all:

The spinsters and the knitters in the sun
And the free maids that weave their thread with bones
Do use to chant it: it is silly sooth,
And dallies with the innocence of love,
Like the old age.

Presumably they’re not weaving thread with, say, femurs here, or dinosaur fossils?

Definite progress this week, my theory being that you speed up as you near the end of a section (it feels, as Treebeard says in The Two Towers movie, “like going downhill”).

Week 19: 11 – 17 May

9how19aProgress continues to be slow this week, partly the result of actually having to work for a living, which is a bit of a shock. Many of the professional bodies in Scottish archives have been meeting this last week, and I had to attend them all, and give presentations to several of them into the bargain. (I was prepared to offer a Cadbury’s creme egg as a reward to anyone unlucky enough to have to listen to me four days in a row, like Captain Ahab offering a gold doubloon to the man who first spotted the white whale, but no one did.)

9how19bAnyway, the rows continue to accumulate under my needles, and in a week or two I’ll have to start thinking about dividing front and back. Though I did hit a low point when I discovered that I’d lost concentration at the start of a pattern row and had knit 4/purled 2, instead of knit 2/purl 2. And then made the same mistake again later in the same row after I’d unpicked it all. Sigh.

9how19cI tend to ricochet backwards and forwards between light and heavy fiction in my reading, and after an extended sojourn in Steven Erikson’s astonishingly violent fantasy universe I’ve gravitated to Umberto Eco’s Foucault’s Pendulum. It’s a sort of antidote to conspiracy theories like the Da Vinci Code, in which some publishers get so exasperated by the insane theories about the Templars, Rosicrucians, and the Holy Grail that are submitted to them they decide to compile them all into a master conspiracy theory as a joke – and then find out it really exists.

The book has too many ideas to summarise easily (and Eco devotes too many pages – hundreds of them, alas – to tedious details of the conspiracies; reader, I skipped them) but one of the most interesting is our obsession with finding patterns in seemingly unconnected events. I was going to make a joke to the effect that the location of the Holy Grail has now been encoded into the pattern of one of my ganseys, but given what happened to one of the characters in Eco’s book who did something similar, on second thoughts forget it, it’s not true… What do you mean you don’t believe me?

Week 18: 4 – 10 May

9how18bI used to have a rather naive view about creative artists; I suppose many of us do. So, I used to assume that someone who created works of art (novels, poems, operas) which express worthy and admirable sentiments must themselves be worthy and admirable people; or else they were hypocrites.

And then along came, among others, John Lennon, Philip Larkin and Richard Wagner. Lennon wrote painfully honest songs about love, need and the importance of living a good life while at the same time getting his kicks shoplifting and humiliating waitresses; the man who wrote “imagine no possessions” was a multi-millionaire property investor, after all. Larkin wrote poems of breathtaking compassion and humanity (“what will survive of us is love”), while his letters show him to have had a mean, petty and possibly racist streak. Wagner, who wrote possibly the greatest music ever written, and whose 4-opera 15-hour Ring Cycle is based on the idea that love is the only antidote to power, was (at least in popular assessment) a virulently anti-semitic, arrogant womaniser.

9how18cAnd yet, and yet. Does any of this matter? I think not, because in each case there is no reason to believe that their works of art were insincere. In other words, just because they also behaved in ways that we find repellent, it doesn’t devalue their ability to encapsulate the nobler aspirations of the human condition in a song, or poem, or music drama – which is what I find so admirable about them. It just means, to be cliched about it, they were human. In fact, I wonder if this isn’t the point? Maybe because they were fallible, they were all the more able to articulate what they aspired to. (After all, how many religious leaders who have attained enlightenment have written songs like “Help!” or “In My Life”? Not many, and I bet you can’t download them from iTunes.)

9how18dI’ve had plenty of time for this sort of thinking, as I’ve been on leave this week, enjoying the sunshine back in Somerset, reunited with my music collection, cleaning up cat vomit (on one occasion, after I’d stepped in it cold in bare feet the following morning) and catching up on the knitting. The back is finished and the shoulders and neck are each on holders of yarn from my previous gansey, so it’s a case of “haul away and sheet her home me boys” for the front.

It’s odd, but an 80cm circular needle which served perfectly well while knitting in the round feels uncomfortably tight now I’ve switched to back-and-forth knitting like this. It gets easier once you’ve done a few inches and the knitting can double back on itself, but I tend to change needles to 90cm at this point. They get floppier when you’re near the top, but they’re more manageable at this stage.

And remember, be nice to waitresses: they can spit in your soup.

Week 17: 27 April – 3 May

9how17aI’m writing this on the day that the 68 year-old Bob Dylan’s 33rd studio album has reached number one in the album charts. Which seems significant somehow, though I’m blowed if I know what it means. (It’s also baffling, even accounting for the fact that you only have to sell three copies nowadays to get a number one album. I mean, who’s buying this stuff?) Even more bizarrely, the young whippersnappers (i.e., the under 30s) I’ve talked to at work can’t believe that I was only, what, 3 years old when “Blowin’ in the Wind” was written – they seem to think that once you get near 50 everyone old is somehow your contemporary.

Anyway, on the gansey front, the first major milestone’s been reached – the back is finished, and it’s time to take stock. It’s a bit like embarking on a long climbing trip; you’ve scaled the first part of the hill, it’s time for lunch and a hot drink, so you sit down, unscrew your thermos and enjoy the view, all the time knowing that the summit’s still many hours away.

9how17bSo what have we learned so far? First of all, that the old knitters knew what they were doing, and were probably right not to attempt this version of the pattern; that one pattern row to two plain rows isn’t an easy one to keep track of without keeping careful records; and that, as a pattern, it’s not the most visually striking. No great surprises there, then.

On the other hand, I rather like the subtly textured effect; the way that you can see there’s a texture but no obvious pattern, except when the light catches it just so. Cable junkie though I be, I’ve always had a soft spot for the simple patterns of working ganseys, and I feel that any gansey divided into three bands like this is aesthetically pleasing, no matter what. And (I know this is hard to believe, but bear with me) I find the repetitive nature of this kind of knitting very relaxing. It may be the gansey equivalent of mowing your lawn one blade of grass at a time, but as I’ve said before people who knit ganseys shouldn’t be in a hurry anyway.

9how17cOther news – I’m adjusting to the floaters (I just pretend I’m living through a Victorian London smog) and no longer assume that movement I keep seeing out of the corner of my eyes is rats, or the creature from Alien slowly uncoiling behind me. And there are still no computers at work, but I’ve found if I take my Mac laptop in to work it automatically connects to the wi-fi hot spot across the road, so progress of a sort.

And I’m back in Somerset for a few days, to relax, put my feet up and, er, go to the dentist. And listen to about 30 Bob Dylan albums before I go back to Scotland next weekend. As His Bobness closes his great song “Highlands”, “Well, my heart’s in the Highlands at the break of day/ Over the hills and far away/ There’s a way to get there, and I’ll figure it out somehow/ But I’m already there in my mind/ And that’s good enough for now.” And who am I to argue with Bob Dylan?