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Week 1: 21-27 September 2009

I’ve been playing around with Maori designs this week, with a view to incorporating them into a gansey design. The key challenges so far are twofold: to represent curvy swirls and waves in a style that probably works best with straight edges and linear geometric patterns; and to achieve by means of contrast a monochrome representation of vibrant colours.

I had the advantage that I already knew the overall effect I was looking for – i.e., what sort of patterns to use, and where they should go. So it wasn’t a question of looking for inspiration; rather, I was looking for patterns to fit my conception of what the pullover should look like, which made things easier.

One of the advantages of a 3-stage gansey (body, centre panel and yoke) is that I can get started with the body patterns and leave the others till later: I don’t have to plan it all out in detail from the start. So I’ve been playing around with a few of these possible body patterns on graph paper, some of which are in fact quite close to the traditional gansey diamond patterns of the north-east, such as Flamborough. This also means I can get my eye in with something semi-familiar, before tackling the complicated stuff like circles and yarn-overs.

Next week I’ll post some of these graph-paper patterns. (I can’t do that this week as Margaret’s gone off on her annual jaunt to France on a polymer clay jewellery course, and as usual she’s booby-trapped her room and the computer like something out of Home Alone – any attempt to access it and I will end up dangling helpless from the ceiling in a net. Which goes some way to explaining why you’ll need a magnifying glass to read this, as I’m damned if I can discover how to increase the font size. Sorry.) I may even try my hand at a swatch, though I promise nothing – it’s hard to visualise what the patterns will look like in three dimensions.

But on the whole, it’s rather nice not having a project started yet. There’s something about having a gansey you haven’t started that’s like knowing term starts in a week and all your essays will be due, but meanwhile there’s still time to laze around in your underwear and watch daytime TV… Still haven’t decided what to do with the last gansey, by the way – it’s sitting folded up on a box in my study, like a sulky teenager waiting to find out its punishment. For now, it can wait.

In the meantime, having finished the Pickwick Papers I’ve been reading Terry Pratchett’s Jingo. Here’s my favourite exchange so far:

‘Tell me, sergeant, are you of a nautical persuasion?’

Colon saluted again. ‘Nossir! Happily married man, sir!’

‘I meant, have you ploughed the ocean waves at all?’

Colon gave him a cunning look.

‘Ah, you can’t catch me with that one, sir,’ he said. ‘Everyone knows the horses sink.’

Week 36: 14-20 September 2009

9how36aSo there we are. Despite spending more than half of the last week in bed, knocked out by this blasted cold which is proving rather stubborn to shift, I was still able to remain upright long enough to finish the gansey, like a wounded gunfighter in a spaghetti western who raises himself up off the floor long enough to take down his opponent before collapsing himself in a blaze of Ennio Morricone.

So, the question is, now it’s done, how do I feel about it? And the answer is, I’m not sure. Let me explain. First of all, the most obvious flaw is the sleeves, for which I cast on too many stitches. I knew I’d done this the first time, but somehow it didn’t look too bad until I’d finished the pattern section – then I realised just how baggy they were going to be. I decided to carry on, like a First World War general who thinks that one more push will break the enemy line, but it was apparent as soon as I cast on the second sleeve that it wasn’t going to work (you can see the ripples down by the gusset where I had to cram in just too many stitches). Well, fair enough. I can always just rip out the sleeves and do them properly.

9how36bBut then there’s the pattern, which doesn’t quite work and, to be fair, never did really. (Though to be fair some of the pictures do show it resembling Henry Freeman’s pattern, so not a total failure.) Is it therefore worth the trouble to spend 2-3 months reworking the sleeves? And then there’s the fit – I’m not saying it’s tight across the midriff, but I think I can see a new market opening up for ganseys that act as corsets. When I put it on my thighs get bigger to accommodate parts of my lower intestine. (Oh, I just had a disturbing thought – maybe those pictures of knitted fishermen’s socks and drawers aren’t working wear after all, but are – the horror – fishermen’s lingerie? I think Victoria’s Secret could be missing a trick here…)

Anyway, I know it hasn’t been washed and blocked yet, but either it”s the scrawny yarn, or, more likely, I just knit it to a tighter gauge (something I have a tendency to do with plain knitting as opposed to patterned), but it’s definitely a bit smaller than I’d planned. Oh, and I don’t like the garter stitch bit at the bottom, which flops around like a cat-flap in a strong breeze. Other than that, it’s fine!

9how36cSo I’m seriously tempted to just rip the whole thing out and file it under experience – after all, it served its purpose and kept me occupied while I moved up here to Edinburgh, with all the stresses and strains that that entailed, so I’m really not complaining. I could always delete the last 6 months’ worth of blogs and then pretend the cat ate it; the only problem being, our cat would never be able to keep it down, and in any case, I dare say ganseys are meant to be worn externally. (I toyed with turning it into a cat blanket, now winter is approaching, but it’s so heavy, and our cat is so old, I don’t think she’d have the strength to escape once she was placed inside it.)

So, as I said at the beginning, there we are. What to do? My best bet is to find a skinny person with very fat arms who feels the cold. Popeye would be good, if anyone knows his address.

Finally, after the success of last week’s rather lame swatch joke, I have now decided to record an album of Christmas favourites on a similar theme, starting with the schoolboys’ favourite, “While shepherds swatched their socks by night…”  Ay thangyou, ladees an’ gennelmun.

Week 35: 7 – 13 September

9how35aThis week’s question: does echinacea work? This week’s answer – given that I’ve just spent the best part of 2 days in bed knocked out with a wretched cold, with power to add – is a resounding “no”. This week’s blog is therefore brought to you by the purveyors of quality paracetamol and codeine, aka “real drugs”.

And so, before those drugs wear off, here is this week’s record of progress. I’d kind of hoped to get the gansey finished by now, but the weekend passed by in a sort of blur and I wasn’t able to get much done. All the same, I’m only 2-3 days away from the end – literally – of the sleeve. I’ve just got 6 more rows before I decrease into the cuff, followed by 3 inches of ribbing, which is tedious, but quick.

The Maori gansey is looming large in my mind, overtaking the current project like Darth Vader’s massive ship overhauling the princess’s cruiser at the start of the original Star Wars movie. (I’ve just looked this up on Wikipedia – not that I’m easily sidetracked, you understand – and am somewhat stunned to learn that the model ofthe little ship was actually bigger than the model of the star destroyer chasing it, and they used camera angles to make it look much smaller. Not only that, but it was originally going to be the Millennium Falcon, before they decided to change the design of that ship. And – best of all – the model makers decorated the cockpit with a miniature Playboy centrefold as a joke, which, as all the online articles are at pains to state, is not visible in the final film… Look it up, people, if you don’t believe me. I always knew that self-denial thing the Jedi had going would lead to trouble.)

9how35b Where was I? Oh yes, the gansey. I’ve been researching Maori patterns extensively, which is a euphemism for a quick Google image search, which, taken with the designs on my old wooden ruler from I brought with me from New Zealand 150 years ago, has given me something to work on. The next step will be to buy some graph paper, maybe a pencil and then get down to it. I think most of the patterns I end up with will require a fair bit of amendment, as (as others have observed) Maori patterns are usually strongly coloured and starkly contrasted. Whereas mine will all be in white. So there’s a challenge there from the start.

Then I have to grit my teeth, buy a bottle of whisky, develop a taste for it, and then drink enough to summon up the courage to start swatching, if that’s a word (“you better swatch out, you better not cry”, as the song almost says).

But for now I think it’s back to bed with a good audiobook (iTunes in the UK is selling some astonishing value unabridged readings of Charles Dickens’ novels done by the RNIB, the Royal National Institute for the Blind, at an unbelievable 95 pence each. So I’ve downloaded more than a few and am happily drifting in and out of consciousness to the travails of John Harmon, Eugene Wrayburn, Bradley Headstone, Jenny Wren, and Mr and Mrs Boffin. It’s almost worth being ill.)

Week 34: 31 August – 6 September

9how34aIt’s been a quiet week in Lake Wobegon… No, hang on a second, make that a quiet week in Dublin Street in Edinburgh, where the children are fair-haired with screams that could cut through tin, and the adults are sodden and huddled under umbrellas.

One of the things about running this blog is that I feel an irrational urge to apologise, or at least explain myself, when I haven’t made much progress. (Whereas in the good old days I could just laze around and no one would know. Just like being a student again, in fact.)

9how34bSo why has nothing much happened this week? Well, first of all, we’ve had a friend to stay, my old friend Vincent, and sitting around listening to music while putting the archive world to rights kind of doesn’t leave a lot of room for knitting. Second, I’ve been put on different blood pressure pills, and have a whole new set of side effects to get used to, not to mention the general disorientation that comes with having your blood pressure altered. (Imagine the taking-the-lift-to-the-seventeenth-floor sensation when the plane is banking steeply, then dipping just before it comes in to land, and that’s what it’s been like. Though without the in-flight meal, so in fairness it’s not all bad.)

eif1We went to see a stirring performance of Wagner’s first great opera, the Flying Dutchman, as part of the Festival, during which Margaret – and this is very important – did not fall asleep. And we went to see the closing fireworks display last night, which was spectacular, but somehow not quite as spectacular as I’d hoped. Maybe we were just in the wrong place, but I went hoping to have my heart ravished by noise and light, and instead it just underwent a mild flirtation, and didn’t leave its number.

Just half an hour ago, I received a big fat parcel of British Breeds Guernsey 5-ply, 13 balls each of navy and cream, so I’m all set for whatever happens next. I have an idea in mind now, a curving tattoo-like pattern for the lower body, maybe a fern-like design instead of the trellis, and panels  based on Maori carvings (with perhaps a Tiki centrepiece). I’ll start playing around with swatches and post the plotted out charts of the patterns and the swatches  on the blog once I get started.
In the meantime, there’s the old one to finish, and this is the good time, when you see one through to completion and the next – and better, since it doesn’t exist yet – starts to take shape in the mind’s eye. And lots of Wagner to listen to. As the Dutchman would say, “Die Frist ist um.” And who am I to argue with that?

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