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 It’s about thirty years since I last sprained my ankle so this week, in a spirit of scientific enquiry, I decided to find out if it hurt as much as I remembered. (Spoiler alert: it did.) I was coming downstairs; near the bottom I missed a step, skidded over two more and slammed down hard at ground level; at the same time clutching desperately for the banister, so my body twisted in one plane while my foot remained anchored in another. For a few moments my whole lower body seemed to ring like a bell with the shock. I remember reading years ago that Roman forts were surrounded by a steep-sided ditch with a small groove running along at the bottom like a drain; the idea being that if your enemy fell into the ditch, their foot might slip into the groove and twist, snap, or sprain—just the sort of sneaky trick you’d expect from a people whose nouns take five declensions—and I thought, ah, okay, now I get it.
 Skeletal remains of flowers I balanced against a handy radiator and manipulated my foot to make sure nothing was broken, like an ex-ballet dancer addicted to macaroni cheese pies limbering up at the barre. Nothing was broken, but I began to feel unpleasantly faint. A minute later I was flat on my back, more or less unplugged from the rest of the world. I didn’t quite black out, though I’d have been hard pressed to, say, name all the various members of Fairport Convention after 1969. I sweated immoderately, too, all the way through assorted over- and underclothing, as well as the carpet; if we had a cellar, I expect I’d have dripped in there too. As an experience I can’t honestly say I recommend it. And yet, now the shock is over, considered as a sprain it’s not too bad: bit of swelling, bit of pain, lots of bruises (fascinating to observe them slowly spread all the way to my toenails—I expect a time-lapse montage would look like a rather disappointing cuttlefish mating display). It could on the whole, I feel, be worse.
 Mid-day shadows on Williamson Street Still, having to rest one’s ankle and keep it elevated is the perfect excuse to sit and knit. I’ve finished the back of the gansey and have set up base camp on the front. It’s early days, but so far my cunning wheeze of adding cables to prevent “yoke creep” seems to be paying off. Though it was, I realise, a schoolboy error to start a project in navy in the depths of winter, suckered in as I was by a solitary day of sunshine. Last week I dropped a stitch which slipped a few rows down. By the time I’d fixed it I somehow managed to end up with the wrong side facing and had knit the best part of a row backwards before I noticed. Still, I’m past the halfway point, and shall soldier on.
 Odd One Out Finally, to cheer ourselves up, let me end with a Scottish joke—an old one, but it was new to me and made me lol, as young people say nowadays, which adds a whole new meaning to lolling about. An English professor was invited to give a talk at a Scottish university. He thought, I’ll teach them about nationalism, and finished his talk with the words, “I was born an Englishman, I have lived as an Englishman and I will die an Englishman”. Whereupon a voice from the back called out, “God man, have you nae ambition…?”
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
 It wasn’t raining, so we decided to visit another Caithness broch, the splendidly-named Thing’s Va near Thurso. To reach it you park in a lay-by on the main road, take a dirt track up Hill of Forss and then cross some fields; it is, one website boasted cheerfully, just a mile from the road. Being young and innocent, it never occurred to me to consider how much heavy lifting the word “just” was doing in that sentence. Well, I would learn.
At first all was well. We found the lay-by and parked, and started up the hill. Now, I don’t know what the words “dirt track” mean to you; I had images of the sort of road the Dukes of Hazard would go bombing down in the General Lee, trailing clouds of dust and whooping in boyish enthusiasm. This was more of a mudslide. We did not whoop. Eventually we saw the unmistakable lumped silhouette of the broch on our left, perhaps a quarter of a mile distant. There were no signs, but we found an open gate into the field.
 Broch remains with Thurso, Dunnet Head, and Orkney in the distance The field turned out to be waterlogged and within a few yards the path had become a drainage ditch, the first of many. We doggedly kept on, hopping from tussock to tussock like a crazy game of hopscotch through a minefield. Finally we reached a line of gorse, beyond which the broch lay tantalisingly close. In front of the gorse was a ditch with a stream running through it. Somehow we scrambled across and up the other side—and ran into a barbed wire fence which had been concealed by the gorse. There were no gaps or gates, so I laid my coat on the barbs and we climbed over. Finally! We had reached the broch and the end of our tether simultaneously. It’s a stunning location, with broad views of the sea from Dounreay to Dunnet Head. There’s not much left of the broch, but you can clearly make out the walls. The name is interesting: a thing was the Old Norse word for an assembly, and there’s a theory that this was where the Caithness Vikings held their equivalent of a parliament (hence my new line of tea towels with the slogan, Democracy: it’s a Thing). Good luck getting your longboats up here, lads, I thought.
 And while we pause at the summit to catch our breath, Nigel has sent me photos of a cracking blue gansey he’s made. It is, by a happy coincidence, the same pattern as the one I’m currently knitting. I do like these geometric patterns, they’re so elegant, as Nigel’s demonstrates. Many congratulations to Nigel, a fellow traveller since the early days of this blog, and I’m sure you’ll agree he wears it well.
My own gansey is coming on: I’ve finished the half-gussets and started on the back. As I said the other day, I’m adding cables to prevent “yoke creep”, and you’ll note that the first section of purl dividers runs across the whole length of the yoke; the others will only go as far as the cables. My only tip is to arrange the division of front and back so that every row you knit with the front facing is a plain knit row, and all the alternating (pattern) rows are knit with the back facing.
 Fishing boats in the harbour As we stood atop the broch we noticed a footbridge on the north side, crossing the stream. Aha, we thought, that must be the way to go. Alas, it proved—like so many things in this material world—an illusion, leading us into several emphatically-ploughed fields. In five minutes we had so much mud clagging our boots we were reduced to lurching, like a pair of Frankenstein’s monsters newly-arisen from the slab. After a time—it might have been minutes, it might have been days, I rather lost track—we emerged back onto the road. We checked our phones: sure enough, the distance from the broch really was just over a mile. “Just”, I thought grimly; yeah, right…
 It’s baby seal time—as, let’s be honest, when is it not?—and as this is the birthing season we popped down to Sarclet Harbour to see what we could see. Sarclet features often in these pages, and has many natural advantages: it’s only five miles south of Wick, is beautiful in a rugged, understated, Scottish sort of way, and has so far escaped the notice of drivers of the lesser-spotted camper van. Plus it’s got seals.
 A year or so back, you may remember, we encountered some fifty of the wee beasties here—seals that is, not campers—waddling on the beach or frolicking in the billowing foam; this time there were only five—three pups and two adults. But it’s early in the season, and hopefully these are just the advance guard, arriving early to nab the best spots. We stayed high on the path overlooking the harbour, not wishing to get too close and disturb them. It was lucky we did, for when we raised our gaze to the offing we were perfectly placed to see six or seven black fins knifing through the water, submerging and then, a few seconds later, reappearing a little further on. We think they were a pod of orca heading south, the first time we’ve seen them there. Seals and whales, I thought: what next? I held up a finger, and was disappointed a blue bird didn’t alight on it and start singing; but then I suppose you can’t have everything.
Just as we were going some kayakers paddled into the bay. I was expecting them to check out the seals from the water and keep going, following the dolphins southwards. But they kept on coming, grounding their canoes on the shingle and climbing out. The adult seals retreated in panic to the water; the pups just squirmed helplessly. The kayakers ignored them and, to our mounting horror, split up and, each finding a different hollow, yanked down their pants, hunkered in a crouch and let nature take its course. Sorry about your nursery Mr and Mrs Seal, I thought, anthropomorphising terribly, but that’s humanity in a nutshell. We didn’t linger but, pausing only to wave and catch the kayakers’ eye, take a photograph and shout, “We’re sending this to National Geographic!” we took our leave.
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TECHNICAL STUFF
Later that day . . . otter in Wick river I’ve made good progress up the body this week, to the extent that it’s pattern and gusset time. These days I knit a pre-gusset additional purl stitch on the fake seam (effectively turning the seam into two purl stitches). I usually start this four rows from the start the gusset proper. Then, when it’s time to make the first increase that will be the very beginning of the gusset, it already has two purl stitches to nestle between. Essential—no; rather neat—I think so.
 Cordova with Deep Violet and Turquoise Finally, I took delivery of 2 cones of Frangipani Cordova shade yarn, courtesy of Deb Gillanders of Propagansey. It’s my sort of colour—a blue-grey-green, inspired by the seas off Cordova Alaska, dyed for the Net Loft. I plan to use it for another of the superb Caithness patterns from the Johnston Collection, which I will ultimately donate to Wick Museum. But that will have to wait till next spring; something to look forward to. Meanwhile, many thanks to Deb; it’s a great shade and I can thoroughly recommend it.
 It’s been a weekend of gales and rain here in Wick (which, if Iceland was what the Greeks called “Ultima Thule”, I guess makes Caithness “Penultima Thule”). The wind has shredded the trees in much the same way an overexcited terrier worrits a newspaper, stripping them bare of leaves and littering the ground with twigs and broken branches. Autumn has arrived good and hard this year, as if the seasons are as sick of 2020 as the rest of us, and just want to get the whole thing over with as quickly as possible.
There’s a great Bob Dylan song, “Mississippi”, one of his later ones, and it’s a masterpiece; of course I appreciate that his voice is an acquired taste, and even twenty years ago he sounded like more like an asthmatic bullfrog gargling mouthwash than what you might call a singer (my favourite description of his voice is “like an alsatian snagged on a barbed wire fence”). Where was I? Oh yes, Mississippi. I’ve mentioned before that there’s a stanza in the song that runs, Walking through the leaves/ Falling from the trees/ Feeling like a stranger/ Nobody sees. I hear those lines in my head this time of year, every time I kick my way through piles of dead leaves. There’s freedom in those words, even if it’s illusory; even if in Caithness the leaves “fall” in much the same way a feather caught in the slipstream of a fighter jet does.
Gull on the harbour wall Normally at this time of year, as summer recedes into the rearview mirror of history and daylight diminishes by a few minutes each day, Christmas gleams dimly ahead in the darkness like Aladdin’s lamp, promising riches. Of course, this isn’t a normal year. But even though I’m not really an optimist by nature—my reaction to the question, “Are you a glass half full or half empty sort of person?” is to exclaim, “Glass? What glass?”—this year I’m going to light a candle instead of cursing the darkness; or at least I would if a naked flame wouldn’t set off the smoke detector. So instead I’ll light a candle of the mind, one for each of the 54 sleeps my phone tells me there are till Christmas. Then I’ll make a wish; I won’t have to blow the candle out, though: all I have to do is set it outside and wait for the wind to come.
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PARISH NOTICES
Very warm congratulations to Judit and Nicola this week. Judit has sent pictures of a very natty gansey-design-inspired Christmas present, which just goes to show how versatile the patterns are (and Judit too, of course).
And Nicola has sent in pictures of a gansey, which by a happy coincidence is knit in Wendy’s navy yarn. It’s taken from the Polperro patterns in Mary Wright’s ‘Cornish Guernseys and Knit-frocks’, and very splendid it looks too. Many congratulations to Judit and Nicola!
TECHNICAL STUFF
 As this is occasionally very chunky wool (see the picture; at times it’s like knitting a gansey with hairy caterpillars, and you can see how dropping a needle size for the yoke isn’t really an option), I’ve decided to have fewer stitches than usual. My normal gansey is 23 inches wide. (I’m a 42-inch chest, just under, so this makes them nicely roomy and comfortable). But I felt like making this one a little narrower anyway, 22.5 inches across; and as the last gansey I knit with this iteration of Wendy yarn came out at 7.6 stitches to the inch, I cast on 320 stitches for the welt, then only increased by 22 stitches for the body. To be honest, I have no idea how this will come out—whether it will be too small or just about right; I doubt it will be too big—but it will be fun finding out.
 “The bright day is done, and we are for the dark.” With these words Cleopatra is informed by Iras, her lady in waiting, that daylight saving time has just ended in the Nile Delta, and as a result she gets to stay in bed an hour longer tomorrow. Yes, it’s time to put the clocks back (personally I’d like to put them back about ten months, but sadly that doesn’t seem to be an option). Autumn is my favourite time of year, and that’s obviously for the colours and the sunsets and the halloween candy you can stock up on, in the hope no children knock on your door. But I think it’s also because winter is coming, the days of the real long dark, and time is precious.
In his poem Tam o’Shanter Robert Burns described a typical Caithness day in late October: “The wind blew as ‘twad blawn its last/ The rattling showers rose on the blast/ The speedy gleams the darkness swallow’d.” (Mind you, Burns also famously declared that his heart was in the Highlands—mine is too; it’s just a shame I seem to’ve left most of my hair in the Midlands.) And while this Saturday, which began in rain and violent gales, has eased into an afternoon of sharp, bright sunlight, the sun’s spinning further away with each revolution, the warmth is fleeting, the trees are stripped bare and thermal underwear once more stalks the land.
 St Fergus’ Chinese and Japanese poets writing about autumn usually focus on frost on spindly branches, the full moon reflected in a still pond, or the fragrance of chrysanthemums—you know the sort of thing. But the great poet Bashō, master of the haiku form, as ever, gets to the heart of what really matters in life. Here’s one of his sequence of autumn haiku, and the humour is part of what makes him one of my heroes:
It’s great—
Having an autumn lie-in,
As the host.
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 Reflections in the harbour TECHNICAL STUFF
It’s new gansey time. But here’s the thing. I love ganseys with simple patterns and no cables (just as I love ganseys with intricate patterns and lots of cables). But when I knit them they always end up too big. The plain knitting on the body is fine; but the yokes, knit back-and-forth instead of in the round, develop a sort of “mission creep” and end up an inch or more wider than the body. If I’m ever to knit a gansey for, say, the Incredible Hulk or Popeye, then I’m all set; otherwise, not so much. (Patterns with cables don’t do this, or at least not noticeably: I assume the fact that the cables twist the yarn serves to counterbalance the lateral spreading effect.)
 Network I’ve never seen this mentioned anywhere, so I assume the problem is mine alone—that the fault is in me, not in my stars. It’s probably a minuscule effect which gets magnified over 180-odd stitches, creating havoc (see also: butterflies, wings, flapping and chaos theory).
Anyway, I’ve been mulling this over, and so this latest project is my first attempt at a solution. Like the Scarborough gansey, I’m going to add a cable at either edge of the yoke, leaving the central part of the yoke for whatever non-cabley pattern I choose. (In this case it’s the classic seed stitch of Henry Freeman of Whitby, also found in just about every village where fine ganseys were knit.) I’m hoping that the two cables will correct my “stitch gauge creep”, while allowing enough room in between not to lose the overall effect of the pattern. Will it work? We’ll find out sometime in November, if we’re lucky. Meantime, the yarn is Wendy’s guernsey five-ply, some of the last they produced I imagine, very uneven, but hopefully just right for a simple seed-panel gansey like this. More on the pattern next week.
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It’s about thirty years since I last sprained my ankle so this week, in a spirit of scientific enquiry, I decided to find out if it hurt as much as I remembered. (Spoiler alert: it did.) I was coming downstairs; near the bottom I missed a step, skidded over two more and slammed down hard at ground level; at the same time clutching desperately for the banister, so my body twisted in one plane while my foot remained anchored in another. For a few moments my whole lower body seemed to ring like a bell with the shock. I remember reading years ago that Roman forts were surrounded by a steep-sided ditch with a small groove running along at the bottom like a drain; the idea being that if your enemy fell into the ditch, their foot might slip into the groove and twist, snap, or sprain—just the sort of sneaky trick you’d expect from a people whose nouns take five declensions—and I thought, ah, okay, now I get it.
