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Humber 18: 23 – 29 January

An Englishman’s home, it is said, is his castle; a Scotsman’s home, in Caithness at least, seems to be his hurricane shelter. Either way, we’re now in a position to find out, being the proud (and rather nervous) owners of a property in Wick.

On Thursday we “concluded missives” as the convention goes in Scotland (my plan for world peace now involves shifting one consonant and developing arsenals of tactical nuclear missives). We won’t actually be moving in for a couple of weeks – we have a lot of packing and sorting to do in Edinburgh, not to mention getting the “parfum de dog kennel” odour out of the carpets – but at least we can relax now.

Just the right half is Tarool

It’s a lovely old semi-detached house about five minutes’ walk from the centre of town down a cul-de-sac. The south-facing front garden is a long, thin strip of land, ideal for tobogganing or practicing the perfect length for an off-break in cricket. There are fields to the back and front (the front windows look out to the river, which you can see glittering in the distance). I was going to say it’s very quiet, but since the neighbours have kids, including a young baby with a good pair of lungs, that may not be altogether accurate.

There are three floors and numerous bedrooms; so many, in fact, that we finally have room for all our stuff. All we have left to decide is whether to redecorate or simply hide the hideous wallpaper behind bookcases and cupboards.

So it’s perhaps not surprising I haven’t got a huge amount of knitting done this week. I would have done more, but (shameful confession time) I dropped a stitch and somehow failed to notice for several inches; well, as I’ve said before, my eyesight isn’t the best, and the light in my rented house is pretty dim. Anyway, Margaret ripped it all back when she came up and I had the great enjoyment of Doing It All Over Again. (My “happy bunnyometer” wasn’t needed that day.)

Meanwhile I’ve been hearing lots of interesting tales about Wick during World War Two: how the house opposite where I’m living now, being near the airport, was taken over by the RAF to examine aerial photos from the planes as they landed; how the Peenemunde V2 bombing raids were inspired by intelligence gleaned from there. How, because there was an Admiralty station up here, Caithness was the only county in Britain that you needed a special pass to enter; there was a military post at the border and if you didn’t have a pass, you were turned off the train.

Goldeneye on Wick River

The  kind of thing that will vanish from the memory and be lost, as that generation passes. I asked the man who told me this if he’d write it down. “Och, it’s only history, he said. “It’s what happens now that matters.”

Finally, I have received an e-mail from Peter Spurgeon (Peter.spurgeon@mebooks.co.uk) asking for people to help with a knitting e-book project (see below).  If anyone’s interested, please contact Peter directly.

“I wrote ‘Easy Guide to Fair Isle Techniques . . .’ some years ago for use by machine knitters. Now, with some of my books available as ebooks, I wonder about re-working that book to make it suitable for hand-knitters also and formatted for eReaders. Whilst my original book was spiral bound to enable it to open flat it is relatively expensive to post, particularly foreign. As a .pdf download for Kindle etc. it would be easy to access and, by using the magnify function, to keep your place in the text whilst knitting with the other hands.
I should like to know if any of your correspondents are interested in helping with a knitting ebook project.”

Humber 17: 16 – 22 January

Is it spring yet? It’s been another week of strong winds, rain and sleet, and personally I think it’s time for a change. I don’t even bother looking outside now to find out what the weather’s doing: if the water in the toilet bowl has waves with white caps then I know it’s windy.

During a lull in the storm on Saturday I risked an expedition to Tesco, just 10 minutes up the road. By the time I got there I looked like an extra from one of those Deadliest Catch shows on TV, where trawlermen risk life and limb for a handful of lobsters; though my catch was a box of vegetable protein imitation fish fingers from the freezer aisle, which doesn’t carry quite the same element of manliness and danger. Still, if someone had been sailing just a few feet above me in a hot air balloon tipping buckets of water over my head I couldn’t have been wetter.

But what do I care? For we finally have a roof over our heads we can call our own, or will do by the end of the week. We’re (finally!) on the verge of buying our house in Wick, in what everyone refers to as the “posh part” down by the river, not far from where I’m living now. I’ll say more next time, not least because the purchase has dragged on so long I can’t remember which house we’re buying any more; but we won’t be moving in till mid-February, to give us time to sort ourselves out.

Meanwhile, on with the gansey. As you’ll see from the photos, I’ve embarked on the first sleeve. I’ve learned to keep the armholes to about 8-9 inches including the shoulder straps, because with the drop shoulders the sleeve already effectively starts an inch or so down the upper arm, and with the gussets you don’t start to decrease the sleeve for 3 or 4 inches. So you have to be careful not to make the sleeves too baggy.

I had a total of 159 stitches for the whole sleeve, excluding the gusset. What patterns to choose? I opted for the central star, flanked as before with double cables, and then on each side of those a diamond panel and another double cable, all exactly as per the yoke. There weren’t enough stitches to replicate the entire yoke, so something had to go: reluctantly I abandoned the little diamond panels and the chevrons, and stuck with the moss stitch panel, which I hoped would make a strong contrast with the other patterns.

I have to be careful with gansey sleeves where the yoke is patterned but the body is plain: if I’m not careful, the pattern can run down the sleeve too far, so that it covers the elbow, which doesn’t look quite right to me (unless, of course, you’ve opted to pattern the sleeve to about halfway down the forearm, which they sometimes used to do). In this case I restricted the length to the length of the centre star, and then added the 3 purl rows to delineate the end of the pattern. But I thought it would be a nice touch to add the hanging half-diamonds from just below the yoke to the sleeves as well, and give it all a sort of unity.

I’d already decided not to replicate the way the body has the moss stitch and chevron panels running the whole length of the seams, though with some regret. As I said above, there weren’t enough stitches to do everything (and I wasn’t sure they’d work so well in a tube); plus I feared lest the decreases down the sleeve would ruin the effect – so in the end I chose to knit the rest of the sleeve plain. But it could have gone either way.

So there we are. Now it’s time to wrap up in my oilskins, brace my feet against the heaving deck, wipe away the salt spray stinging my eyes, and prepare for another day’s hard cataloguing. Coming soon to a channel near you – Deadliest Archive

Humber 16: 9 – 15 January

Ha, luckily I never claimed to have much of a short-term memory!

You see, I’ve been back in Edinburgh this last week (for work), and I thought I might as well bring my knitting with me, even though it’s now as big and unwieldy as a medium-sized orang-utan. I carefully packed my bag, making sure I remembered everything (charts, needles, tape measure) … the only problem was, I forgot the extra yarn, which I set aside specially. Turned out I just had enough wool to finish the collar, and to pick up stitches around the edge of the sleeve (D’oh!). Not my finest hour, as I prepare to pack my bags once more and head back north.

Wick airport is rather sweet. It’s one big room, really, with a bell to ring when you want to check-in your bags, like hotel reception. You get a good view of the runway from the departure lounge, and it was with great delight that I saw the stewardess notify the attendant there that they were ready for boarding, by coming out onto the top of the steps to the plane and giving her a thumbs-up and a big grin. I even got to watch them slinging my bag into the hold, causing me to regret buying all those duty-free eggs.

The plane was so small I think it was remote controlled by some retired guys down by the harbour. I watched the undercarriage descend as we came in to land, and for the first time saw the puff of smoke as the tyre touches the tarmac, which was fun in an oh-my-god-we’re doomed kind of way. All in all, 50 minutes from Wick to Edinburgh beats the 6 hours’ drive hands down (though the £180 fare not so much – at least I only live fifteen minutes’ walk from the airport, so I save on taxis).

And like a sailor on shore leave I’ve been bingeing, though in my case I’ve been frequenting coffee shops instead of taverns and brothels, trying to get as much overpriced caffeine into my system before Starbucks and Costa fade into just another memory; the nearest branches to Wick are in Inverness, 100 miles away, and I know people who will make a weekend of it just for the coffee. (If you want to be really cruel to someone in Caithness, just walk up to them and whisper “Starbucks” softly in their ear, and you’ll see their eyes grow dim and fill with tears, and their lips will form the word silently, like Charles Foster Kane remembering his childhood sled, or a Joss Whedon fan who’s just been reminded that Firefly was cancelled prematurely.)

Where was I? Oh, yes, knitting. Well, the collar only took a couple of days to finish. With the shaping at the front I had 5.5 inches to pick up on either side, which equated to two lots of 59 stitches. All in all, I had 204 stitches around the neck, or 21 knit 2 / purl 2 ribs. I knit 12 rows, or an inch, before casting off in pattern before I ran out of yarn.

Also on the subject of knitting, many congratulations (and thanks) to Judit who has given us permission to add a picture of her latest gansey to the Reader’s Gallery. It’s a Sheringham pattern in cream, and very effective it is too. (It’s a pattern that always reminds me of lots of crabs moving in formation, or sand dunes, which is appropriate, I guess.)

Right. One more meeting on Monday and then it’s back to Wick on Tuesday. Time to man up and start picking up those stitches round the sleeve…

Humber 15: 2 – 8 January

So, it’s the new year and I’m back in Wick, pursued by gale force winds wherever I go like some hero of ancient Greece harried by the Furies (though Odysseus probably didn’t have to deal with quite so much sleet). Even a five-minute trip up the road to Tesco’s involves wrapping myself up like an arctic explorer and borrowing the neighbour’s dog and a skateboard for a makeshift sled.

I drove up from Edinburgh on Wednesday, 256 miles in rain, snow, sleet, and then, for symmetry, more rain. Somehow the bad weather makes it seem further. (There’s a line in one of the Latin poems Carl Orff used in his Carmina Burana that goes, Sum presentialiter, absens in remota, which means “I am with you, even when I am far away”. I used to use absens in remota as a tag line once, I am absent in far away places. Which is one way of describing Caithness in the bleak midwinter.)

Along with my Mahler CDs I brought my New Year’s Eve cold up with me (a gift that keeps on giving, unfortunately; on those rare occasions when I dare peek in my handkerchief it looks like I’ve smashed a bunch of snails in there with a rolling pin).

Never mind! I reached another landmark on the gansey this week, finishing the front yoke and joining the shoulders together. As usual, the shoulders were joined with the standard 3-needle bind-off (it says here), in which each shoulder’s stitches are placed on a double-pointed needle and aligned side by side, and then cast off with a third needle. The advantage of this method combined with a “rig and furrow” shoulder is of course that the cast-off row forms an extra “rig”, or ridge, and makes for a pleasingly seamless effect.

Now, with regard to the neckline (pay attention, questions will be asked at the end of the tour). Traditionally, the front and back would have been exactly the same, so the gansey could be worn with either side facing; both sides were identical, in pattern and length. However, if you want a shaped neckline, and let’s face it most of us do, it isn’t usually a problem – except on patterns such as this one, where you have a large panel like the centre star which has to be cut into to make room for the neck.

I decided to cut the star cleanly in half, rather than fill the space with another pattern that would fit better but which wouldn’t feel right. That in turn dictated how much of a “curve” the neck would have.

The custom for sizing the neck was to divide the row into thirds at the neck (one third for one shoulder, another for the neck, the final third for the other shoulder) – and that’s what I did here, giving me 3 equal portions of 72 stitches.

Now, I want to have a nicely curved neck at the front, not a rigid rectangle. So I have to do some some shaping.

There were 20 rows remaining from the point where I made the division, cutting the star in half, to the point where I would start the rig ‘n’ fur shoulder straps. If I decreased at a rate of one stitch every other row, either side of the neck, (my usual rate of decrease), then that equates to 10 stitches per side. So I had first to move 10 stitches from the neck allocation to each shoulder: I then had two portions of 82 stitches (the shoulders) flanking one of 52 (the neck).

Then it was just a case of working each side back and forth on double-pointed needles either side of the neck, decreasing every other row, so that after 20 rows I was ready to start the shoulder strap with the right number of stitches – 72 – and I had a nicely shaped neck.

Next up: the collar. And after that (shudder), picking up stitches for the sleeves. (As Gandalf would say, “What an evil fortune! And I am already weary…”)

I’m only up in Wick for a few days this time, since on Tuesday I fly back to Edinburgh (I have several meetings to attend in Glasgow and Edinburgh, so I’ll be staying at the flat again and flying back on Tuesday 16th). This seemed like a good idea until I remembered that the planes that fly out of Wick are made out of balsa wood and the propellor is powered by a giant elastic band; and then, of course, there is the wind to think of (hello Edinburgh, goodbye lunch).

At least with the wonders of the Internet I can be presentialiter, no matter how remote the remota may sometimes feel!

 

Humber 14: 26 December – 1 January 2012

And a very happy New Year to all.

My mother, who is a fund of old folk wisdom, told me when I phoned her on New Year’s Day that “what you have at New Year’s stays with you all the year long”. Now, when you consider that I’d just told her I had a rotten cold, and that she went on to laugh heartily, I think I’m justified in feeling, as PG Wodehouse would say, if not actually disgruntled, then not exactly gruntled either…

So what did Santa bring you? Apart from the cold I got a 4-day migraine and – a nice Dickensian touch, this – a notice by our landlords to vacate the flat by March (but the joke’s on them, given that we’re hoping to move out before then anyway). Still, I also got a centenary box set of all Mahler’s symphonies (well, you can never have too many, can you?) and a season of the fabulous old black-and-white tv series The Avengers with Diana Rigg on DVD (“Mrs Peel, we’re needed”). So that’s my 2012 sorted.

We watched the Hogmany fireworks from the comfort of our living room window this year, which was very civilised. Apart from the weather – very blustery and showery – there was the whole question of 80,000 people jammed into the city centre like passengers on the Japanese underground; and besides, the whole occasion was spoiled for me by the bizarre decision to turn the official street party into a deafeningly loud rock concert with Primal Scream pounding out till 1am. Bah. And possibly humbug. (On the other hand, I did discover that there’s a Scottish band called the Red Hot Chilli Pipers, leading exponents of bagpipe rock, so there’s still hope for the human race, I feel.)

What with all this sitting around and listening to Mahler and all, I’ve got rather a lot of knitting done. All of the back yoke, in fact, and two-thirds of the front. I’ve kept the armhole length short this time – 8.5 inches including 1 inch of rig ‘n’ fur shoulder strap – on the grounds that the moss stitch will open up and stretch a bit once it’s blocked (I’m learning!). You will also see from the photographs that, now I’m home, I’ve gained access to my stash of spare yarn from previous ganseys, so I can finally put the gusset stitches on proper holders!

In other gansey news, many thanks to Lynne for pointing out a really interesting Radio 4 programme on the ganseys of the Moray Firth in Scotland. You can listen to it at Open Country – the BBC usually has its programmes online to listen again for 7 days, so this should be available till Thursday. It was of more interest to me than it would otherwise have been, too, since the presenter talked to knitters in Helmsdale and Dunbeath, communities not so very far from Wick. I now have some useful contacts for my own research!

Also, if you haven’t already come across it, Wendy Johnson recently knit a Filey pattern in Rowan yarn – you can see pictures on her blog from last November –  or click on the link in her “completed work” section and sign in with a Ravelry account to see more details. Which just shows how effective gansey patterns are however they’re used.

Finally, a special hello to Song, poster of this parish, who took time while she was over in the UK to come up to Edinburgh and pay us a visit. It’s always good to meet people after corresponding through the blog – so that makes two now, along with Judit (hello Judit!). Like the old joke about what do you call a thousand lawyers at the bottom of the sea, it is, I feel, a good start.

So, here’s to a great 2012. And I hope that whatever you saw in the New Year with will be with you the rest of the year – always providing, of course, it wasn’t a cold…